<  아내가 남편에게 물었다  >

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                                                                       *    "자기 !  결혼 전에 사귀던 여자 있었어 ?  솔직히 말해봐. 응 ? "

                                                                             " 응, 있었어."

                                                                        *    " 정말 ?  사랑했어 ? "

                                                                              " 응 뜨겁게 사랑했어."

                                                                        *     " 뽀뽀도 해봤어 ? "

                                                                               " 해봤지."

                                                                         *     아내는 드디어 화가 났다.

                                                                                " 지금도 그 여자 사랑해 ? "

                                                                                " 그럼 사랑하지. 첫사랑인데 -----."

                                                                          *      완전히 화가 난 아내가 소리를 빽 질렀다.

                                                                                  " 그럼 그 여자하고 결혼하지 그랬어 --- 어 ? "

                                                                           *      그러자 남편 얘기,

                                                                                   " 그럼 ! 그래서 그 여자하고 결혼했잖아."

                                                                            *      아내 :  " 허~걱.""