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                                                                                 ㅡ    학생 둘이 싸우고 있었다.

 

                                                                                                  *     경영학과 교수   :     쯧쯧, 돈 안 되는 녀석들.

                                                                                                  *     의류학과 교수   :     옷 찢어질라.

                                                                                                  *     행정학과 교수   :     경찰 불러 !

 

                                                                                                  *     응용통계학과 교수  :     일주일에 한 번 꼴이니 ---,

                                                                                                  *     아동학과 교수   :   애들이 보고 배울라 ---.

                                                                                                  *     신방학과 교수   :   남들이 보고 있다는 걸 모르나 ?

 

                                                                                                  *     중문과 교수  :    초전박살 !  임전무퇴 !

                                                                                                  *     신학과 교수  :    회개하고 기도합시다.

                                                                                                  *     식물학과 교수  :    박 터지게 싸우네.

 

                                                                                                   *     축산학과 교수  :    저런 개새끼들 !

                                                                                                   *     법학과 교수   :   너희들 다 구속감이야 !

                                                                                                   *     사진과 교수   :   너희들 다 찍혔어.

 

                                                                                                    *    식품영양학과 교수  :    뭘 먹었기에 저러지 ?

                                                                                                    *    광고학과 교수  :    여러분 ~ 저 녀석들 좀 보세요 !

                                                                                                    *    미생물학과 교수  :    저런 썩을 놈들 봤나 ~