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                                                                   1.      박정희 전 대통령을  한 글자로 묘사하면 ? .............................  총.

                                                                   2.      전두환 전 대통령을  한 글자로 묘사하면 ? .............................  돌.

                                                                   3.      노태우 전 대통령을  한 글자로 묘사하면 ? .............................. 물.    

 

                                                                    4.      김영삼 전 대통령을 한 글자로 묘사하면 ? ............................... 꽝.

                                                                    5.      김대중 전  대통령을 한 글자로 묘사하면 ? .............................. 뻥.

                                                                    6.      노무현 전  대통령을 한 글자로 묘사하면 ? .............................. 황.

 

 

                                                                     7.     자가용의 반대말은 ? .............................  커용. (작아용<ㅡ> 커용)

                                                                     8.     여필종부란  ? ................................ 여자는 반드시 종합부동산세를

                                                                                                                               내는 남자와 결혼해야 한다는 말. 

                                                                      9.     아이스크림이  교통사고를 당했다. 왜 ? .........................  차가와서.

 

                                                                     10.     별 3개가  불에 타고 있으면 ? ......................................  삼성화재.

                                                                     11.     예쁜 여자를 짧게 줄이면 ? ............................................   예쁜걸.

                                                                     12.     추운 남자를 짧게 줄이면 ? ..............................................    춥군.

 

                                                                      13.     나나가 지구에  오면 ? .............................................  지구온나나.

                                                                      14.     대통령  선거의 반대말은 ? ....................................  대통령 앉은거.  

                                                                      15.     열 명의  스님이 쉬고 있으면 ? .....................................   열중쉬어.  

 

                                                                       16.     MC몽이 선탠하면 ? .......................................................  구운몽.   

                                                                       17.     할아버지가 제일  좋아하는 돈은 ? ...................................  할머니.

                                                                       18.     아빠 두 명 엄마 한 명을 4글자로  줄이면 ? ..................... 두부 한모.     

 

                                                                       20.     높은 곳에서 출산하는 것은 ? ........................................  하이애나.

                                                                       21.     김밥이 죽으면 ? ..........................................................  김밥천국.

                                                                       22.     신사가 하는 인사는 ? ...................................................  신사임당.

 

                                                                       23.     푸가 여러 명 있으면 ? ........................................................  푸들.

                                                                       24.     오랜 기간 동안 추우면 ? .................................................... 춥지롱.

                                                                       25.     오랜 기간 동안 더우면 ? .................................................... 덥지롱.