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                                                                                 *      아빠랑 어린 철수랑 TV를 보고 있었다.

                                                                                         그런데 뉴스에서 '헤드 라인' 뉴스가 나오는 것이었다.

                                                                                 *       " 아빠, 헤드가 뭐야 ? "

                                                                                          철수가 물었다.

                                                                                  *       " 헤드 ?  헤드는 머리란다."

                                                                                           " 그럼 ----  라인은 ? "

                                                                                            " 라인 ?  라인은 선이라는 뜻이지."

                                                                                   *         철수는 곰곰 생각을 하더니 다시 물었다.

                                                                                              " 그럼 헤드 라인은 ? "

                                                                                    *        아빠가 철수 머리를 쥐어박으며 하는 말,

                                                                                              " 이놈아, 하나를 가르쳐 주면 둘을 알아야지 !

                                                                                                 가르마잖아 ! "